Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Save the Earth?

Everybody (well, nearly everybody)
wants to be Goody Two Shoes.

Recently, my desire to be good has been severely
tested with all the talk
about saving the Planet.

We used to call it
Save the Earth.

Now, just dare to carry a plastic bag
and you become a pariah.

You drive a car? No, no, no... stop it.

What's a lady to DO?

Don't get neurotic, that's what.

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